Rumitnya Bahasa Inggris, Sederhananya Bahasa Indonesia

Bahasa Indonesia lebih simpel daripada bahasa Inggris

Tahu nggak kenapa orang bule gampang banget belajar bahasa Indonesia? Karena bahasa Indonesia lebih simpel dibanding bahasa Inggris. Mau buktinya? Nih beberapa, check it out. English: "Would you please care to elaborate on that statement?"
Indonesian: "MAKSUD LOH?!" English: "The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand."
Indonesian: "Jangan Telat Yee!!!" English: "I definitely won't make it. You guys go and have fun without me." 
Indonesian: "Ntar gue nyusul" English: "Your statement is already known by everybody else". 

Indonesian: "Basi Loh " English: "I couldn't see the necessity of this conversation".
Indonesian: "Ga Penting Boo ..." English: "I couldn't think of any idea of where to go and what to do".
Indonesian: "Mati Gaya neh". English: "I need to tell u something, unfortunately the validity still needs to be confirmed"
Indonesian: "Eh Tau Ga Sih Lo...... (ngegosip) " English: "I couldn't imagine what else could have happened".
Indonesian: "Buset dah...!!! English: "The conclusion which is not accepted".
Indonesian: "Cape Deh!!" English: "Pardon me."
Indonesian; "HAAAHH...???" English: "I think you should not act in such an improper way".
Indonesian: "Pliiisss Dech..." English: "I think it would be better if we don't see each other again..."
Indonesian: "LOE, GUE, END !!!" English: "Thank God... This moment and circumstances mean so much to me and I should be grateful...."
Indonesian: "Alhamdulillah yaah... Sesuatu banget..." English: "Oh my God... This is very surprising to me, I thought it's gonna be like that..... "
Indonesian: "Trus gue harus bilang "wow" gituu.." English: "Don't lie to me, let God be our witness for that....."
Indonesian: "Sumpeee loo!!!" English: "It's really disappointing to know how you treat me like this after all what I've done for you.."
Indonesian: "Sakitnya tuh disini."

Terbukti 'kan, kalau bahasa Indonesia jauh lebih simpel daripada bahasa Inggris?